• Wasn't the cold
  C'était pas la grippe
• Told you!
  J'te l'avais dit!
• Zalgo text
• Don't worry, I'm probably somewhere in Southern Michigan
• [some person] killed me!
• Ouch
  Ayoye tabarnak
• Get me out of there! / Help me!
  Sortez-moé d'icitte! / Aidez-moé!
• Minecraft coordinates
• Product placement
• Use code [fake code] for 20% off your next purchase
• Blatant misinformation
• A Copypasta
• A really long text to test the limit of the engraving process
• ASCII art
• A URL
• Absolute nonesense
• Maybe I should have believed in God after all
  Finalement, j'aurais dû croire en Dieu
• Can I survive 48 hours buried underground?
• Absurd mathematical equation
• Shoutouts to Simpleflips
• [A fake name] or [real name]
• Fake date of birth/death
• Absolutely no inscriptions at all
• I've been buried with all my expensive jewerly
• Anything in the Comic Sans typeface
• A list of calorie intake
• An actual piece of art inverse that is ingraved on the tombstone
• List of porn artists
• Have two exact gravestones at two different places in the same graveyard
• This death is brought to you by [real cause of death, or a very popular brand name like Pepsi]"
• Never (choose one):
  drink and drive
  eat suspicious stew
  push the red button
  hide in the trash bin outside
  pet an agitated stray dog
• Instructions unclear, penis got stuck in fan
• BREAKING NEWS: Florida man tries to live
• Run.
• This is a tombstone
• I'm invincible!
  Shu invincible!
• #relatable
• I am Become Death
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Rip Bozo
• [YourFullName] left the game.
• LMAO
• 20$ is 20$
• 7/10 Too much water
• Don't worry, I'll still be in your walls
• I saw Green vent in MedBay; I saw too much.
• The nurse tripped on the power cord
• Your actual SSN/SIN
• I was begining to think only taxes were certain
• A recipe for a bomb
• venī, vidī, perdidī
• the voices told me to do it
• [fictional female character] best girl.
• Anything in a foreign language with a different script
• :3
• Mayonaise was not an instrument
• Wasn't expecting that one
  J'm'y attendais pas à ceul'là
• Your deepest secret
• Did we figure out what was the One Piece yet?
• Kurt Cobain moment
• （・）Y（・） / （　）＊（　）
• 💀
• My body is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
• Ah.
  Ah.
  ア゙ッ
• Bush did 9/11
• Welcome to the micronation of [name of nation]
• Follow me on Instagram
• My life insurance is not useful anymore
• Make a religion out of me please :D
• The doctors were right
• Man I'm so hungry I could eat a horse mfs when they actually try:
• Don't call Sonic.exe at 3AM
  Worst mistake of my life
• TOP TEXT
  [name and dates]
  BOTTOM TEXT
• I was a Pokimane tier 3 sub
• HUGE L
• Just a fake tombstone
• Meh
• A software license key which can be activated offline
• A username and password for some site
• An extremely offensive sentence
• Sideways / mirror text
• Subscribe to PewDiePie
• zzz…
• Me ∉ ℝ
• The most fucking useless piece of knowledge you can find
• An apple a day did not keep the tombstone away
• Didn't have any quarters left